Going cakeless

Just a heteroflexible 21 year old. Everything unravels........see the trick to it is appreciating the beauty in the chaos. I like pretty things and you're here soooo :>


Tell me something wonderful?   Whatcha got to show me?
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cheddar-sleaze:

How I can be expected to carry a child for nine months? I don’t have that kind of patience, I microwave ice cream when its too hard to scoop

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cheddar-sleaze:

im very good at flirting with people im not trying to get with and very bad at flirting with people i am trying to get with

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Gold plated cow heart on display in Dr. Gunther von Hagens plasticized museum. 

Gold plated cow heart on display in Dr. Gunther von Hagens plasticized museum. 

(Source: horrorgorewhore, via cheddar-sleaze)

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spooky-house:

what is my league

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Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

(Source: stormborns, via voiceof-treason)

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pardonmewhileipanic:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

help i’m wheezing
i love her

pardonmewhileipanic:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

help i’m wheezing

i love her

(via brittleskies)

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heykittycat:

All I want is a Subaru and someone to touch my butt.